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Slam jammin' that bush. This guy is going to pound that bush until the cops show up.


 Sir? Have you had any bush tonight? 


Well! I had the one, but only for a minute.


 Sir? Do you realize this is you sixth offense of aggravated assault of a bush? 


Yeah! I think I have a problem, I'll seek help immediately. 


You'll be doing it from jail. This is going to be 90 days in county.


 Shit! I don't suppose there's any bush in there hey?


I salute the man for his interestin, or maybe it's obsession with bush. Whatever the case he's a bush lovin' nigga like me.

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This guy just knows he's going to have a great fuck in the next few minutes, In order to make this night magical he should?


1) Slip into the bathroom and take a belly full of Viagra and several big slams of whiskey.


2)Just keep on doing what he's doing. Or


3) Disappear


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